Kill and Be the First Game v2
The first version - http://forums.playground.ru/talk/humor/igra_ubey_i_stan_pervim-570580/In short, you need to write that who killed something someone in something like this format: A man shot a deer, a mosquito infected a man with malaria, a mosquito was killed by a housewife, etc. If I have not clearly explained, then go to the first version.
wektor1313
Captain America passed by and Chuck Noriss wanted to incinerate him with a laser, but the cap covered himself with a shield and the laser bounced and incinerated Chuck Noriss
Pecos_Bill_2.0
Gordon Freeman came and with the help of a grav-cannon tore out Captain America's shield and sent it back to him.
Spartacus Meat
Gobain came and sang Freeman for 3 DLC. He released two, and a bolt on the third.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
Special forces broke into the hackers and they staged a CS tournament, the special forces lost and shot all the hackers.
Hugh Janssen
But then the Terors broke in and threw grenades at the specialists.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
Pushkin appears and covers the ter with obscene verses and they literally die with laughter.
then Jackie Chan came poured nitrogen on the container and smashed it with his foot
david2222
Then the Clan of Shadows came, in which he used nitrogen, and poured Jackie Chan
And then Bruce Lee was resurrected and took revenge on the Shadow Clan for Jackie Chan.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
And terrorists from the "Islm state" killed Perun by planting a C4 with termites in his hut, and also drove into the skyscraper of his friends by plane with a bomb and shouted "ALLAH AKBAR !!! 11".
Fat Vladimir
When it became known that the terrorists had killed Perun, the pagans gathered and hacked them to death with swords and axes.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
And then Darwin appears and destroys with his achievements in science all pagans and all religion, except Pastafarianism.
Fat Vladimir
After that, some sectarians shoot Darwin from the blowpipes of the gunmen.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
And then these cultists will turn out to be a puppet clan and Fifty Saint will kill the leader and all his participants in a rage.
Fat Vladimir
And punks will catch Fifty Sent on the street and beat them with brass knuckles.