Kill and Be the First Game v2
The first version - http://forums.playground.ru/talk/humor/igra_ubey_i_stan_pervim-570580/In short, you need to write that who killed something someone in something like this format: A man shot a deer, a mosquito infected a man with malaria, a mosquito was killed by a housewife, etc. If I have not clearly explained, then go to the first version.
Spartak Myasnoy
But this turned out to be not true, and the author of this text (King of the Games) died of an overdose.
Fat Vladimir
Aliens come to the ground and see what they did not expect at all, wars, drugs and other "good" things. From what they decide to make the extriminatus of the earth.
Spartacus by Meat
But the Saints travel into the past and pre-turn the extremist status of the earth, and at the same time they delete your topic and ban you.
Spartak Myasnoy
ANI TIBYA HAS BEEN VACCULATED BY OYIP AS ITPEDIA
Here I am serious, itpedia really figured out 
Spartak Myasnoy
A cancer died from the pros in BF4.
Fat Vladimir
In short, itpedia seems to be a kick-ass soon ... The
pro in BF4 was thrown from the server due to lags.
Spartak Myasnoy
A DICE fixed this problem.
As for Lesha's hacking, itpedia's hacking base is located in Russia, 99% of Lesha's haters are school, they won't be able to get to him. 1%, which can multiply, the probability that they will come to him. But he posted something in VK about AUG. Maybe this is a preview that he will defend himself.
Fat Vladimir
DICE goes bankrupt because of EA.
Most people don't even know this data.
Spartak Meat
Take Two bought EA and resurrected DICE, resulting in GTA 6 with a bunch of military equipment and weapons.
Spartak Myasnoy
And Aiden Pearce and Anonymous hacked those kulkhackers who hacked Take Two.
Fat Vladimir
And a mighty Russian hero came out of an oak wooden hut and mixed Aiden Pierce and Anonymous with a thick oak club.
Pecos_Bill_2.0
And then Chuck Norris destroyed the whole world because of the consequences after the burning of Pinocchio and there was no way he could be returned. The game is over.
then God restored the earth as it was before Chuck Norris and sent Chuck Norris himself to hell
david2222
But itpedia, by mistake of nature, became the ruler of the world and he said that there is no god.
Fat Vladimir
And then a meteorite baker fell on itpedia.
I hate idiots who just put downsides.
Spartak Myasnoy
And on the baker's meteorite fell into revenge Fat Toha with a curling iron in his hands.